carunderwaterr
teenage dirtbag
I suffer from verbal diarrhea and lack this thing most people have called shame. I have playlists for every occasion or mood.. I'm stubborn, clumsy, incoherent, impatient and plain silly. I enjoy a good painting and a nice pair of boobs. I also enjoy pandas. Men with beards make me want to nuzzle. I base my friends on how they make nachos and what kind of hashbrowns they like. Good grammar turns me on but then again so does sex. I want to be more than just an ant or a notch in a bedpost. I think too much and i'm scared of not being a teenager forever.

21:18 






his pledge to her:









i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

his pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar.  i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle, i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger. and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling. sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

(via half-kaf)

  1. misguidedsarah reblogged this from littlejesseryan
  2. espeneon reblogged this from taquitotishiqua
  3. weareyounnnngg reblogged this from looking-foryourself
  4. diedyesterdaymidnight reblogged this from missyfeemisfit
  5. all-in-faith reblogged this from lifewhilewereyoung
  6. workhard-havefun-nodrama reblogged this from toastandoj
  7. ohfifi reblogged this from fuckyou-youfuckingfuck
  8. sickmansick reblogged this from toastandoj
  9. toastandoj reblogged this from efossy07
  10. efossy07 reblogged this from longandlanky
  11. soundslikeradassshit reblogged this from sneakyncheeky
  12. 27lightningroses reblogged this from forevermorehallie
  13. leaveyouwantingmo reblogged this from forevermorehallie
  14. sneakyncheeky reblogged this from forevermorehallie
  15. forevermorehallie reblogged this from neverstopsmilingg