I’m too mature for my age but at the same time I make far too many that’s what she said jokes. I enjoy photography, poetry, stroking beards, intellectual conversation and a good painting. I’m also quite clumsy and a giant dork, which is why I own 2 of the same power rangers shirt for both those reasons. Good grammar turns me on but then again so does sex. If you feed my poor white washed soul that’s deprived of eggs benny, mashed potatoes or chicken pot pie then we’ll be friends forever. I own a unicorn pillow pet named Rambo and a panda one named tempura, I die of fluffiness every night. My paranoia creates my own suffering. Show me a list of good tunes and I’ll show you one too. I also know more pick up lines, racist, dead baby and sexist jokes than any normal person should. I also have an obsession with fondling boobs and moobs, beware.

Oh and my name’s natalie but I’m also referred to as natchow or nacho. Thanks for reading this blurb.